when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
metatron walks into a random office in heaven and sees a dozen desks situated in a half-circle facing the door. it’s odd, though, because the large leather swivel chairs all have their backs situated to him.“hello?” he calls out, hesitantly.
as one, the chairs swirl…
whens chip skylarks next tour
remember all the people fuming because elementary was going to have a female watson?
i bet the producers/writers took notice of that and went all
I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU’RE COMING FROM AND THAT’S WHY I’LL RAISE YOU A… FEMALE MORIARTY
oh and btw moriarty is also irene
ha
hahah
HAHAHAH
u mad
omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
have u ever thought about someone and gotten all flustered and happy
the pizza delivery man
That statement has a completely different meaning in the Supernatural fandom.
Dean says we’re not supposed to talk about that


The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***
Guise. We’re so disappointed. You had one job. ONE JOB.