mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

# RDJ# Robert Pattinson




Rob making up stories

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penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!

# Robert Pattinson




brokeback-purgatory:

I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.

# yes# Supernatural# Robert Pattinson




the-air-is-thick-with-magic:

never-forget-hagrid:

fishingboatproceeds:

A++, would hire again for role of Person Who Can No Longer Bear the Vapidity That Surrounds Him.

John Green?

that was him.

# Robert Pattinson# John Green# not an impostor this time




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robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

TV Guide’s The Twilight Saga: Forever Special (x)

“You don’t really need to act.”

Robert Pattinson, putting forth no effort since…probably forever.

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theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

# Robert Pattinson# queu it up




anonymous-deactivated:

i love how Robert Pattison just says crazy shit in interviews on a regular basis for fun and it gets reported as “news”

anonymous-deactivated:

i love how Robert Pattison just says crazy shit in interviews on a regular basis for fun and it gets reported as “news”

# Robert Pattinson




# i mean i'd probably say my dog or whatever# still hilarious# Kristen Stewart# Robert Pattinson