Because you're the only one who can keep up with me.
bruce being sassy as fuck
Joss Whedon’s Avengers commentary
I have
no idea
what you’re
talking about

Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.
And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.
this is perfect.
THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.
Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.
Okay, I’m done.
This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair.
The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.
I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR
Tony and Dean would be BFFs, repair cars, eat pie, drink whiskey, and NOT talk about their feelings.
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.
YES
Rule 63 Hawkeye - Avengers Assemble.
Cosplay made and worn by Lisa Marie
Photos by Lisa Bee Photography
Blueberry?
I love the contrast here. He holds out the bag to Bruce at hip level, not even looking at him. He’s treating Bruce like a friend or close colleague, someone he’d casually share with, and Bruce responds first with surprise, then by taking the (at this point unidentified) food. A moment later, offering the bag to Steve, Tony is being deliberately confrontational. Eyes forward, bag shoved up towards Steve’s face, it’s all part of the argument. He doesn’t really want to share with Steve, he’s just being snarky.
I wonder if anyone has ever made it that clear to Bruce that they like him best.