If you start a conversation with me I will love you forever.
The Doctor: Hey, I just met you.
The Doctor: And this is crazy.
The Doctor: But I'm a 900 year old timelord from Gallifrey who travels around time and space in a little blue box and I've seen tons of wonderful but also horrific things and I'm almost always found in an extremely dangerous situation that's literally a matter of life and death and usually would result in the end of the universe had I not intervened but sometimes I make mistakes and ruin people's lives and I've also killed a lot of people in the process so I'm not completely innocent but I'm a pretty good kisser and I'm really charming.